The dog took advantage of his mother’s absence to steal into bed, but was caught by his sister and screamed in anger… I’ve finished swearing in this life
Hi, I’m spinach~Maybe the dog repair has its own troubles, they don’t understand…. Why are some two-legged beasts more dogs than it hahaha!
Netizen @Steal to get rich and raise a very smart little earth dog named Fa Cai.Because the netizen’s mother did not allow it to go to bed, this product often took advantage of the mother’s absence to secretly climb into bed…
Hearing my mother’s footsteps, I ran down again and was never caught once.It’s a pity that it met a pig teammate – the netizen himself
Once, Fa Cai was lying on the big bed lingering, rolling happily, and suddenly…was dragged by netizens on the right front leg of fate!
The whole dog was stunned, it faintly detected the smell of “conspiracy” and raised its head alertly:
“I have something to say, what are you doing?!”
Sure enough, in the next second, netizens grinned and shouted out a word that made the dog frightened: “Mom!!! ”Fortune was so scared that he couldn’t care about anything, and desperately broke free from the hands of netizens.But if it can speak, it will finish all the dirty words in this life at this moment hahahaha!
“Hands off, hands off! You dog thing%&¥#…”
Finally jumped out of bed, the dog did not forget to turn back and say to netizens:
“You’re really not human!”
Just this “friendship” that almost died,On the day of the netizens’ marriage, the dogs have to take a cigarette and light firecrackers to celebrate!
In life, it is inevitable to incur some debt.The dog was sleeping well on the side of the road, and netizens had to hide in the corner, making a “boo” sound engraved in the DNA of all Chinese dogs.The dog, who was still sleepy and hazy in the last second, immediately became energetic and sat up with a “poof”:”Who is it? Who is calling me? ”
After looking around, I found that there was no one and no sound, so I had to lie back silently again:
“Did you hear you wrong? Forget it, keep sleeping…”
But at the moment it lay down, the sound of “shhhh”Who the hell!!”
“Yes, who is it! Why do you owe it so much! ”
When the “boo” sound sounded for the third time, the dog was completely anxious, and directly stood up and scolded the street:
Finally, it finally found the culprit – netizens.Look at the angry little eyes, I feel that this thing can’t be finished without a rabies vaccine hahaha! (just kidding)
“You kid better sleep at night, two eyes take turns on duty!”
The young lady and her boyfriend got a marriage certificate and were in a good mood.I met a stray dog on the side of the road and directly began to show off:”What do you think this is? Marriage certificate! I’m married to him, do you see that? You didn’t! Then congratulations to us hahaha! ”
Be a person, a single dog means 10,000 critical hits!!!
Dog: “I didn’t mess with any of you!” ”
There is a saying how to say: “Come out to mix, sooner or later you have to pay it back!” ”
The owner took the golden retriever out for a walk, and while walking, he suddenly began to reminisce about his childhood, and played with a jumping leather band with a leash …
The owner jumped happily, but the golden retriever was speechless:”Okay, come out for a walk, and you end up using me as a tool dog, right?”
Then, it looked around and found that there was no one…. Decisively jumped up and kicked her hahahaha!”Endless, giving you face?”
Oh, I also know that looking around and kicking again, it is already very face-giving.Or how to say, it is not easy to be a dog this year, after all, they are not people, but some people are really “dogs” hahahaha!
